Total Medals Earned: 770 (From 139 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,650 Points
Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/355 points)
complete story on easy difficulty
complete story on normal difficulty
complete story on hard difficulty
How can anything be good when you are a slave?
you are a bad boy Arthur
exercise is good for your health
complete game on easy difficulty no damage
complete game on normal difficulty no damage
get above 10000 points on arcade mode
complete game on hard difficulty no damage
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Played my game
Beat level 20 in Grunt's campaign
Beat level 20 in Sanford's campaign
Beat level 20 in Deimos's campaign
Beat level 20 in Hank's campaign
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/300 points)
Upgraded to the 5th level
Upgraded to the 10th level
Upgraded to the 15 level
Maximal jetpack upgrade
Full shields upgrade
Full manna upgrade
Kill the boss
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Beat the game on normal mode.
Unlock 6 pastries.
Unlock all of the pastries.
Serve 283 pastries in Infinite Mode.
Beat the game on hard mode.
Serve 100 pastries in Infinite Mode.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (115/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 7/16 (40/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
"There's nobody here."
See your new pet fish!
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01