Total Medals Earned: 770 (From 139 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,650 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Played my game
Beat level 20 in Grunt's campaign
Beat level 20 in Sanford's campaign
Beat level 20 in Deimos's campaign
Beat level 20 in Hank's campaign
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/300 points)
Upgraded to the 5th level
Upgraded to the 10th level
Upgraded to the 15 level
Maximal jetpack upgrade
Full shields upgrade
Full manna upgrade
Kill the boss
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Beat the game on normal mode.
Unlock 6 pastries.
Unlock all of the pastries.
Serve 283 pastries in Infinite Mode.
Beat the game on hard mode.
Serve 100 pastries in Infinite Mode.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (115/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 7/16 (40/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
"There's nobody here."
See your new pet fish!
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 14/51 (75/510 points)
Enlarges the crafting area
Say "omnomnom" while you do that!
Furnaces will burn and smelt items
Use a furnace, coal, and iron ore to make iron ingots!
You can now mine diamonds... sparkle sparkle!
Pigs drop pork, and you eat pork to live
Bahhh! They drop wool.
Wood is used in the most important crafting recipes!
You can craft or see your items in Mine Blocks.
Now you can build things
With this, you can also mine iron and make an iron pickaxe!
Torches will light up the dark
Use this to mine stone and coal
They teleport, are fast, and do a lot of damage. Good luck!
Use an anvil!
Feed two animals food to make a baby!
Use the potion stand to make a potion!
Use an enchantment table!
This is much cooler than using a sword!
Catch a fish with a fishing rod!
They're a renewable resource.
Next up, carrots and potatoes!
They will shoot fireballs at you like crazy!
Leather can be made into the first tier of armor
They explode if you fail!
Nothing's worse than a chicken with attitude.
But they're so warm and cuddly!
They pretty much will freak you out until you do anyway
They will shoot arrows at you if you don't
Just make sure to wash you hands after!
They can climb walls
Careful though - you might need a sword
They typically attack in groups!
Open a door with redstone or a pressure plate!
Reflect a ghast's fireball back at itself!
They'll be your best friends in the world!
Use an enderpearl to teleport!
Sleep is time travel!
Just a'nether thing to do!
I'm not lying!
The next step is going to the nether
You can't be much fancier than a diamond pickaxe!
It's a pretty fancy ore!
Mix water into pure lava!
Interstellar warping may occur.
Congratulations! You beat the first boss in Mine Blocks!
Find 7 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find 8 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find 9 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find all 10 items in Scavenger Hunt! Amazing!